10th Apr 201410:16

I already know which gifs I’m hoping to find on tumblr of tonight’s episode of New Girl….

freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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I wish that I’d never started dating anyone. Every time a relationship ends it feels like breaking off a piece of yourself and never getting enough of it back.

Sundays are made for reading. ♡
23rd Mar 201415:33

thats-captain-jackharkness:

sancondor:

rakestrawberry17:

iamaslumberbatch:

evil-sherlock-holmes:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

aangnog:

itsneumann:

aangnog:

its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts

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i think youre ugly and so are your fandom references on my posts

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you guys love poking bears with sticks don’t you

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This entire post is perfect.

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Love this. :)
Must go read Draco/Hermione fanfiction now.

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Goodmorning! Just a reminder…reading is sexy!!

arachnids8rip:

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

and the award for unexpected turns goes to

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~   Eartha Kitt  (via sadfag)

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The Little General we used to call her. Yeah, don’t start. And some of the boys she used to turned up with. A different one every week. Here, who was that one with the nail varnish?

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22nd Mar 201412:253,638 notes
pureblyss:

Mornings are my favorite. They’d be infinitely better like this.
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